Alex

Alex is one pet short of having his own travelling circus. 

Actually now that I think about it, all that practice looking after animals and picking up poo is probably what makes him such a great traffic manger.

There's one other thing you should know about Alex though. Before he left England for Australia, he completed a psychology degree.

Which means you should never, EVER cross him or he'll mess with your mind, man.

That's why I wear an aluminium foil hat at all times to be safe.

They all laughed at me and said I was crazy... well who's crazy NOW!???!?!?!?!?!? HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!